1. Lord Judge will be sworn in as the new Chief Wise: Protector of the common law -motto – NOT ERN ("none of that European Rights Nonsense")
— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
2. Heather Hallett LJ will go on a road trip with Baroness Hale & have great sex with Brad Pitt (there will B a bit part for John Thomas CJ)
— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
3. Chris Grayling will take a holiday on the Death Star to perfect his Vulcan grip on legal aid & will discover that Bart Simpson is his son
— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
4. Teen Courts will fine lawyer parents 2 years of monopoly 4 using any form of social media>>>watch out 4more 2014 legal predictions later
— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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5. Sally Bercow will appoint herself social media Tzarina & recruit Justine Sacco to look at the rule of law online— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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6. Kier Starmer QC will walk on water— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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7. Australian PM Tony Abbott will seek refugee status after capsizing his boat off the coast of Switzerland— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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8. Rupert Murdoch will buy the rights to Nigella Lawson's in the Family Court reality TV divorce show— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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9. Mr T. Werk's $multi-million suit against Miley Cyrus will settle after she gives evidence speaking in tongues— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
10.A Commission in2 institutional response 2 worldwide surveillance will find that everyone apart from Edward Snowden is talking shit online
— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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11. Google will come up with a "know your rights" App with a bonus feature where Nelson Mandela turns in his grave— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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12. Pussy Riot will win Russia's Got Talent & record a Christmas Number 1— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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13. The judicial appraisal team will appoint Tony Robinson 2 recreate the lost criminal justice system
More later >>— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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14.Human cloning licenses are put on hold after it is revealed that test sex cells came from a 1970's male celebrity— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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15.HASBRO issue press release after dropping law suit against Greenpeace for using Get Out of Jail free card— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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16. Same sex marriage is a resounding worldwide success as Agnetha from ABBA becomes the first female Bishop— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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17. Men seek legal advice as Indian woman manages to walk home safely— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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18. Beyonce becomes MP for Peterborough as judges rule that prisoners can vote— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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19. To keep a lid on costs, performance related pay is brought in for lawyers acting for and against Lance Armstrong— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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20. Lord Justice Brian Leveson's autobiography "My Regulations & other Restrictions" becomes an Amazon best seller— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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21. Jennifer Lawrence stars in the Female Judge Games where members of the old boys network try to stop her winning— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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22. The Law Society uncovers a controversial supplements programme 2 keep the interns up all night across time zones— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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23. Sports lawyers negotiate merchandising contract with Barnes Wallis for Australian cricketer Brett Lee— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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24. London Mayor Boris Johnson in legal challenge 2 put Angelina Jolie's breasts on 4th plinth in Trafalgar Square— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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25. Lauren Silverman acquitted of murder after shooting Simon Cowell having engaged same legal team as Grillo sisters— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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26. Baby Prince George gives an interview revealing he wore a Christening dress 2 support changes 2 succession laws— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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27. Government legal advisors pronounce Slough testing site for US drones lawful— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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28. Multiple claims are issued in the US as critics declare Britney Spears sober, straight & talented in Las Vegas— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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29. Judge led Inquiry as too many bank robbers claim job seekers allowance— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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30. Cross examination of witnesses is banned as research shows anyone in the dock must be guilty— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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31.Rail operators raise fares 2 support leg aid lawyers so they can't afford 2 get 2 court 6 Jan even if they want 2— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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32. In 1st UK prosecution 4 female genital mutilation it's discovered that women R human 2 …more predictions later— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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33. Employment lawyers called in as working conditions for Moshi Monsters are put in spotlight after boss gets OBE— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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34. Charles Saatchi's lawyers instructed by One Direction to manage self purchases as teenage mind warp tech fails— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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35. Probate lawyers confirm Sir Paul McCartney is not dead— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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36. Family lawyers in Hollywood advise that a husband is not just for Christmas— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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37. Activists seek legal advice after caging Justin Bieber 2 prevent whales beaching at the sound of his latest album— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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38. Member States admit that the backlog at European Court of Human Rights is because domestic courts get stuff wrong— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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39. Sex remains lawful & rape remains a crime & research shows that everyone on a jury actually knows the difference— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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40. Litigation relating to Michael Jackson will never end— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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41. Witnesses report crimes without a law on mandatory reporting being necessary— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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42. Sports lawyers confess they are actually criminal lawyers without wigs— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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43. The Bar Standards Board is impressed by the quality of advocacy at the independent Bar— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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44. Evidence from medical & scientific professionals will be given in a language everyone understands— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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45. Court interpreters will still be either absent or rubbish— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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46. Apple answer a freedom of information request & confirm that most of their best work is done by a 9 yr old child— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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47.Bit coin declared legal tender after money laundering laws declared 2 dull 2 enforce. Bankers celebrate with fraud— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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48. One woman on a banknote will be declared quite enough until someone suggests Kelly Brook— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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49. Someone will do something about Syria eventually one day after time and legal advice & that— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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50. In a million ways lawyers will be needed every day— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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51. Someone somewhere will love their lawyer & be grateful for their effort – win or lose— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
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52. If all else fails……world peace
Happy New Year
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— Dr Felicity Gerry KC (@felicitygerry) December 31, 2013
